1. How can a state believe in capital punishment, but not spanking?
2. Does anyone besides me absolutely love those new "un pimp your auto" Volkswagon commercials? They make me want to be a fair-skinned, light-haired, blue-eyed, non-rapper who talks with a funny accent. Oh ... I guess I already have four of those criteria covered and people who aren't from around here might already think that I talk with a funny accent. I guess those commercials were made for people just like me.
3. Did y'all know that I can now ocassionally beat Little David in ping pong? I'm so proud.